My Ultimate To Do List (if time was not an issue)

1. Write a novel.
2. Have my novel go to number 1 on several lists, including Oprah's.
3. Become financially independent on wealth from said book.
4. Take a dance class.
5. Become such an avid and athletic dancer that I gain a rockin' dancer's body.
6. Audition for a play.
7. Star in the play.
8. After the play is attended by a major Hollywood producer, have her become so inspired that she immediately seeks me out for a "special project", the likes of which Hollywood--nay, the WORLD--has never seen.
9. Learn all of the rules for football (well, I had to include something realistic, right?)