Justification

I'm nine months pregnant now, so I guess it's okay when I say that I intend to do a lot of things in one day, but then only do some of those things...right? That is to say, I've been somewhat productive in small bursts today, but have also sat on the couch watching DVR'd shows and "internetting" for several hours. I suppose that most people, upon having a watermelon tied to their abdomen (with no ability to remove it, of course), would be quite lazy, as well.  I even lack the motivation to shower or dress myself in anything other than the clothes in which I slept.

Okay, now that I've read that back, I feel the need to stop justifying my laziness and get some more crap done. Look out world: here I come.